Tuesday, June 5, 2012

maryland my maryland.

At this moment, I am so homesick that I am sitting on my bed eating Old Bay out of the container.

It is really helping.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Mayonnaise

My hair smells of mayonnaise but it is so shiny. Last night i decided to give my hair a mayonaise treatment. I didnt realize what I was undertaking. Now the bathroom smells of mayonaise and so does my pillow. But my hair is shiny!

 Danielle just called me a prat.

 We are drinking wine, listening to Israeli music that we wish we understood, and doing homework. We each have an oral presentation next week. I am telling the story of my rats...accompanied by a slide show. Tonight, Danielle and I bought fuzzy stickers in the kolbo. The have googly eyes. I bought little dinosaurs and Danielle bought rats. I also bought little old school clip-on ornaments for my bike spokes. They make noise when the wheels spin.

That reminds me... I got a bike! My dear friend, Shachar, fixed me up a bike.  It even has a basket.  I'd only had it for a week when I blew a tube out. I took it to the bike shop and 35 shekels later, it's riding smooth.

 This weekend, my friends and I went to an enormous concert in Tel Aviv. I think there must have been at least 5000 people packed into a big warehouse. We went to see Avicii, a Swedish D.J. The energy was enormous and it was reinvigorating to be there. Madonna was performing on the same night. The city was crawling with people. I really liked Israel this weekend.

 Time to study... With undying love for the baltimore Brain-Eater, The Miami Face-Eater and New Jersey Intestine-Thrower.

 I respectfully remain,
J. Michael Hess Webber